shaving the general ass area – part 2

[mushu]

or just amputate your ass. would solve all your problems, although admittedly cause some new ones…

[skotten]

@Blackadder 472761 wrote:

Here the solution: Cut a big hole in your wet suit around the hairy parts. Put your harness on and launch a big kite. Then sit your ass down on, lets say a free-way, and just pull as hard as you can on one side of the handle bar. Continue in this manner until there’s no hair.

Or you could go find a fox with scabies. Rub the fox over your ass (this can be difficult and you might want to consider giving the fox soporific before engaging the rubbing). This should rid you very effectively from the hair. The method comes with a few side-effects and goes by the name “rövskabb”.

I was thinking about this one funnily enough, but I just ran out of rohypnol… you dont know what you have until its gone huh!?

good idea about removing the whole ass… totally outside the box… I like it…

[blackadder]

Yeah I know. I’m an ideas’ man.

[Kjello]

[johnk]

@skotten 473763 wrote:

you dont know what you have until its gone huh!?

Det gäller nog inte rövskabb 🙂

[blackadder]

Nej. Definitivt inte rövskabb.

[skotten]

what about a midget.. would a midget help`?

[lars_m]

skotten;474650 wrote:

what about a midget.. would a midget help`?

Mate, an evil midget with a pair of tweezers could make it an efficient & nasty hairremoving experience :smirk:

I´d pay big money to see an evil midget chase your ass around…

Midget: “Tony, please stay still – don’t feel bothered by my head in your arse nor the tweezers…oh my, those are some nasty hairstraws… (pinch)”

[skotten]

Ok, I shaved it… I bought some trimmers and I have to say the whole thing wasnt as bad as I thought it would be..

I had to thin it out with the petrol trimmer first, then it was easy sailing… I would warmly reccomend it, definately the chickens option if wax seems a little violent.